My first day back to work, after being off for two months due to illness, the kids welcomed me with this little surprise.
I find it pretty interesting that when I had first reported it to my boss, he did not believe me. I remember him snickering and saying, "Øv!". (Maybe my explaining it to him in Danish was not impacting enough, I was clearly disgusted and pissed off.)
36 years of my life, I never recall having the urge to poo in the sink or to hold/touch it.